Song: And butterflies are free to fly

So I went to happy hour last night. OH. MY. GOD. They had male strippers there. They must have known it was my birthday! =D I know one of the promoters and Yvonne told him it was my birthday. So of course they pull the 3 of us (me, Jen, Yvonne) on stage while the strippers are performing. And of course Yvonne has to sit me down on the chair so I can get grinded/lapdanced on. Man those guys were hot! Nice nice bodies. The first one was especially hot. He had a whole routine and he was pretty good. Note: Male strippers have some really soft skin. Yum!

It was good to get back to happy hour. Saw some old faces, met a few new ones. Guys get dumber and dumber. Some weird guy attempted to pick up Jen. As she is walking by him he grabs her.

Weird Guy: Are you a model?

Jen: Huh? No.

WG: Oh, cuz you have a great smile.

Jen: Um, thanks....

WG: So where are your bodyguards?

Jen: *thinking* WTH?

I, (really am Jen's bodyguard btw) sense these kinds of things and rescue her. Later on we head over to another bar across the room and Jen looks over and he has followed us!! What makes it stranger is that he's alone (we notice later that he's alone the whole night) and just keep staring at her. Later we are dancing and he is leaning by the stage, staring at her. Psycho!

Some guy asks me if I'm a librarian. I was not wearing my glasses either. I suppose this was his idea of a pick up line?

Towards the end of the night we meet this white guy. He is a friend of a friend. He seems nice and cool and we even invite him to come eat with us afterwards since mutual friend is coming with us. He loses his appeal as the night goes on. He spoke a lil bit too much about his great big house and the horses, indoor pool and tennis court on his property. Oh and after mentioning all that he says, "Not that I'm bragging or anything". Plus he reminded me of Chris #3 too much. Yvonne says he has traumatized me for all white guys. No offense Raven. =) I don't think it was him being white so much as him being so evident in flirting with me and just being kinda pushy in general. Hard to explain but it reminded me too much of Chris #3 and kinda freaked me out.

Anyways happy Valentine's day everyone! I'm going out for Indidan food tomorrow for my bday. I'm sure more fun things will pop up then.

Yes, Key is back and it sure is fun!

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