Song: "Raindrops keep falling on my head"

I have been spending a lot of time with Peter lately. Reminds me of the good old days (ha ha) but it also kinda takes me away from reality. I've been staying out late and drinking lots. And we all know, all play and no work is in no way reality. It's really fun but not reality. At least not my kind of reality. But anwyays, I'll be back in the real world soon because he's going back to school this week. And I'll miss him....

Hey girls, where you ever at a loss for words the first time you saw your boy friend/husband/booty call naked and he....how do I say this, came up a lil short? Well here are a few suggestions!! Have fun!!

30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on

personality.

30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

Girls, if you enjoyed that let me know. Guys, send hate mail here.

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